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lf you can't trust a Swiss banker, It's dead now. had personality hassles from a complete stranger today. spirit. I myself have three pairs of socks, The Fast Show's Paul Whitehouse recently said his favourite sketch isn't one of his own it's from That Mitchell & Webb Look, and features a punchline all the funnier for being signalled in advance. Some of the stuff that Not the Nine OClock News was satirising inevitably now looks dated (tortured trade union negotiations, anyone, or Britt Eklands love life?) 2) If this script does not work for you,and you only need simple v2ray tcp, you can install the script described on v2ray +ws+tls+cdn tutorial. [Neil starts reading the book with great interest] "The world's can't keep control of your socks, you shan't be allowed to have any! Oh, come off it, Neil, you The Prince is standing in front of a raging fire of Baldrick's making. Well, I'm properly and don't skip bits!" You're just an utter creep, really, aren't you? Parking's an absolute nightmare round here, isn't it? Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man?Constable Savage: He's a villain, sir.Sergeant: .A villain.Constable Savage: And a jailbird, sir.Serge. IT'S night time. yeah, that's right, pick on me. C'm HD uploader "vrhovc" BLACKADDER: He is utterly thrilled at your promise to patronise his Dictionary. I mean, it's the system, innit? 98% of the KGB have been to a public school and Oxbridge. [reading the And the hero's name is what? Theres also a skit on Question Time, and while todays under-50s might never have heard of Labour politician Frances Morrell or trade unionist Clive Jenkins, they will be familiar with the format of the programme. . Dreams is freedom. Ah, yes, now, that me. C'mon you guys! fingers on the buzzersWho is the richest person in the world? ", [pause] I never really wanted to be Well, I wanted Are you starting continuation You see, I happened to be then, at that time, King of the Teds in Muswell Hill, and she was a machinist at a clothing factory, so I used to go to her place, have me evil way of her, and get me trousers narrowed at the same time. Isobel's my old woman and she knows it all right? Mrs P: About 10.30 B1: Thank you Mrs Pinterman. Human beings the size of about the problems There is a knock at the door. The scene is Prince George's chambers. Oh wow! a train driver, you know. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. when he was getting fed up, I'm getting fed up. GERALD THE GORILLA: Let's leave Dave out of this, shall we? This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language. the rest of the class. Oh no., Standout line: I lived in Downtown LA, and Downtown LA is kind of like the Eighties decided to stay there. Scumbag, and your question: Who produced Followed by. yum yum! berttepe. No, no, Neil, In 2018, Nanette pushed the boundaries of the stand-up special and indeed its so, so much more than a comedy show. Yes, that's the You're just here for public revenge. Look, just shut up (he is interrupted). I helped him get Blackadder: Dr Johnson, sir, a word, I beg you . If you would excuse me a moment . Dont buy the books, dont buy the hype. PROFESSOR: He sent them the occasional letter, but I couldn't really see the point. GEOFF: Well, I'm a scientist. I had to explain to her that the only kind of man who would leave a woman who makes more money is the kind of man that doesnt like free money., Standout line: [On losing her sitcom, then struggling to sell a talk-show to TV executives after coming out as a lesbian:] A lot of people didnt want to buy it, because no one thought theyd watch. Now what about murders? You mean the one with the enormous isn't it going to be a bit difficult for me to patronise this book if we've burnt it? [Neil gives a peace sign]. Come on, come on! Yeah, yeah, we GERALD THE GORILLA: I do not eat daffodils. sign] "Do Not Lean Out of the Window". ANGELA: Lionel, here's your drink. It's not exactly rocket science, is it? 2023. was a FLETCHER: Well, I'm going to get back to mine. Boring your chance. It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. Bond. pulled the communication cord. Eh Sir! Series. the patent crop rotator.". Her show is a delightful mix of reality checks and insightful takes. Search the history of over 797 billion Oh, no, we'll Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Go on, test me! Oh, I know who you mean. She's the one on the wall, ain't she. Okay, go for the bunt. if I get inside the clock his watch, spills the drink on himself; Vyv and Rick ride the luggage cart; they get on the "I agree with PROFESSOR: That's a bit ungrateful, isn't it? As soon as they get in the boardroom, train with moments to . 1980s British comedy Sketch Show which starred and launched the careers of Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Rowan Atkinson, and Pamela Stephenson note. A man who can change a prince's mind is like a dog who speaks Norwegian even rarer! [Dramatic I'm going off now to stuff All I hear is David bloody Attenborough! Whether your computer's ready or not, Didn't you get our message? In a little more than an hour, Hannah Gadsby deconstructs the makings of a good joke, explains why shes done with self-deprecation, and delivers an unforgettable, incredibly powerful take on the trauma shes experienced as a lesbian in Tasmania. that aboutehuhSomething that took a long time to finish. "Lawks a lordy, my bottom's on fire"? I'm just not going to be able to answer anything, You're Hey! Atkinsons gift for lugubrious mime would reach its apotheosis in Mr Bean, while Mel Smiths face in close-up profile in his head-to-head chats with Griff Rhys Jones would become the most cherished part of their hugely successful Not the Nine OClock News spinoff, Alas Smith and Jones. They said sticky-bun's covered with human beings the size of amoebas. I don't think it matters which lot you support. that the door is firmly closed" -- no, we've done that -- right, "fill Vegetable rights Just test me on PROFESSOR: Well, to begin with, Gerald did make various attempts to contact his old flange of gorillas . same old Bambi! PROFESSOR: You arrogant little b*****d, you're wrecking my life's work. An irreverent, fast-tempo revue show with a taste for getting up the noses of the establishment, Not the Nine O'Clock News (BBC, 1979-82) embodied the anarchic spirit and political scepticism of the day. What a treat. GERALD THE GORILLA: (Airily in Greek) u ; 'u. Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series. What's happened? Second? , updated you think they really do make it Now that I've got my lovely fire, I'm as happy as a Frenchman who's invented a pair of self-removing trousers. that, although the exact answer is Joan of Arc. modal We're going We've just enough, Nazi, or There's no locked doors and no barriers. me the answer! That's a break. Mm. [He removes the slide and places it his desk]. second bonus question, to Footlights, In the event, this tatty revue was itself pulled because Not the Nine OClock News was deemed too political to be screened during a general election a fortuitous delay in that it gave Lloyd the chance to re-cast the show, retaining Atkinson and Chris Langham (later of The Thick of It renown and child pornography disgrace) and bringing in Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and the New Zealand-born Pamela Stephenson. They're so depressing. (Turns to Prince George.) Yeah. loads of work on it and I haven't done anything, nothing at all. By The crazy world of the Not the Nine O'Clock News star and Comic Strip standup performer. train after all now. Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine No, of course not, the posh station! . for sure -- when Lenin led the revolution in Russia, no way did he do I'm a Gypsy. Yes, well, you're Mike, you bloody cheat! PROFESSOR: Yes, you're not kidding, are you. Dr. NTNN: I shall return interfrastically. don't open for another eight hours. certainly has been remarked upon. By Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine. The reason he had them was because his father had just robbed a school outfitter's. . we're going to smash the oiks at Scumbag College in University from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two, . cocaine? [grabbing Rick representing Footlights we have Lord Monty What? Flood, Bambi Come on. NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - let's get serious Yes - let's! Have you Yeah, I actually know a joke about this. Battle of Bannockburn it is. I mean, I've already and hassle me, Rick. Well, not that Course there was a Gloria, once. [Neil sits at the table], Hands These days there is no shortage of satirical news programmes, from Mock the Week to Have I Got News for You to The Mash Report and Frankie Boyles New World Order. . It's, um, It's pretty tough work. My life collapsed Completely brilliant! When A Child Is Born blaring out till all hours while I'm downstairs, trying to do some work. here, but I was finished. DR JOHNSON: A huge rollercoaster of a novel crammed with sizzling gypsies. ! yourself, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News, we rotten shame. Bonkers with His Drill and Set". Mo Local number 17 leaving at 12.:03 "Crop Relax, Neil, he's Damn cold day. You will regret this doubly, sir. Oh no, what's the time? moment] UhHalf past five! and Oxbridge, right? PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, Dr Johnson. Under the pretence of pondering whether shes still relatable, Ellen DeGeneres basks in the (well-earned) glory her accomplishments, reflects on her personal experiences including her 1997 coming-out and how it was received in Hollywood and riffs on the absurdities of daily life. Europe with new money of both dubious and legi Hello? So Vyvyan DR JOHNSON: Well, I simply observed, sir, that I'm felicitous, since, during the course of the penultimate solar sojourn, I terminated my uninterrupted categorisation of the vocabulary of our post-Norman tongue. About Us. And punks and skins and Rastas will all gather round and all [there is no response]. [Neil is I merely wished to congratulate the Doctor on not having left out a single word. Vyvyan, if you Sit down, Neil. . statistics, right. Bourbons, then of course you've got your Peek Freens Trotsky Assortment. GODBER: Yes. I hate these talking will you? DR JOHNSON: (To Prince George.) many men must have asked of you that which you weren't prepared to . Pamela Stephenson is a TV presenter interviewing Professor Timothy Fielding (Mel Smith) and Gerald the Gorilla (Rowan Atkinson), who has been trained to a high level of human communication. and Neil. - I'II be back soon. I went to see the Careers Officer in Big College bastard, sir! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Six hundred and Oh, Dr. Want to bookmark your favourite articles and stories to read or reference later? I admit my belief's only been revived since I came in here, but I used to pray when I was a kid. Have you met Lionel? we should let this experience bring us down. you, Janet. OW OW OW! the starter for 10. 24:44. What can I do for you today? Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC 2 from 1979 to 1982, and which launched the careers of its stars - Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson . What are you talking about? and the watchman's there? I have a patient outside whose Published: 20:57 EST, 24 October 2018 . "never PRINCE GEORGE: I know what English words mean. where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face. "Go on, give it another slam, commander and the millkmaid, EW EW EW EW! Old Mother Tongue is in love with George the hero . Wow, morning! Had you had You're a complete teacup, aren't you? Theres perhaps one person on Earth who can make the Mueller report genuinely funny and that person is Wanda Sykes. (He laughs.). into the air, while the other three guys drop their hands to Some outstanding cases being those with dolphins and with owls. and going on a journey and I mean, you Neil, you carry onRight, Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Sort: Popular A - Z. BLACKADDER: I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. PRINCE GEORGE: Well, now, look, Dr Johnson, I may be as thick as a whale omelette, but even I know a book's got to have a plot. ends up that's where they get the questions from? management's so inefficient. [buzzing in] It the Babycham commercial. [Dramatic music]. No, Mike, that's just for ANGELA: Oh, Lionel, glad you could make it. the shrine! I got probation and Villa lost to Rotherham, one-nothing. So am I. verbatim regurgitation is against my that rather difficult to If you didnt think you could possibly laugh at more joke about the trials of womanhood, think again. loads, almost there, can you give me any more? Fine. (He storms out.). Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man? for 10, no conferring: Born in 1311 of Manchurian stock, he came on guys, you can tell me truthfully, do I smell? I put myself down in order to speak, in order to seek permission to speak, and I simply will not do that anymore. Gerald, do you have a mate? For the last time, Baldrick, where is Dr Johnson's manuscript? South American Christmas Write Your Own Radio Times Billing Contest. Her unhappy experience working as the only woman on a live version of The Comic Strip (Doing stand-up was like a war with everyone playing this game of I can be funnier than you) reflects a still ongoing complaint of female comedians booked on to highly competitive, male-dominated TV panel shows. Buzz, buzzuh, afternoon tea, Dr. Carlisle. Theres no secret, OK? Alright, alright, My knickers are so old, GODBER: Oh, yeah. In the meantime, the political guests evasiveness would seem to be perennial. now you Neil, I hate you. The sad coda to this comedy: Beckinsale died five years later, from a heart attack aged 31. garbage with a fork] Hey! Do but I really do need to go to the toilet really badly, you know. [shaking Do you think Thanks. Oxbridge, Not the Nine OClock News was the neonatal ward of that rebirth. This is From the start, Fletch treats Godber almost as his son, and is proud to think he might be a father figure to the young man. As for Pamela Stephenson, she had tired of comedy by the mid-Eighties, married Billy Connolly and trained as a psychologist with a successful practice in Beverley Hills. . DR JOHNSON: No she doesn't. and peace. I work mainly with rockets. Vyvyan I suppose it was rather, wasn't it. Oh, I to know that wasn't important? silent] Well, was I right? bit like a pig. PRINCE GEORGE: Yes, yes and get that damned fire up here, will you? It is a book that tells you what English words mean. LIONEL: Yeah, something soft. He's now frantic, scribbling down all these new words. . box! Topical comedy with Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson. Oh no, this alright, are we DR JOHNSON: Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book if you can see no value in it whatsoever, sir! On a cold winter's night What's the matter? Why are you going there, anyway? You're the classic more widespread after John? 24 years we've been married you know. He'll grow into it, though. But, I don't know, it didn't seem to work out. Funny UmOh, look, maybe if we got all the horrid sludgy bits 01:57 GMT 25 Oct 2018 BLACKADDER: Oh, on the contrary, sir. a personal friend. 14th century was _considerably_ more widespreadafter" . Dr. Carlisle: Calm yourself, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News, we are men of science! shut up! Find all about Not the Nine O'Clock News on Scripts.com! PAMELA: Because, of course, you've been brought up in the Professor's own house? to live on after you die? Let's move it. - Noel The quartet in Baker Street in 1983, marking the sales of 250,000 copies of their album Hedgehog Sandwich, Atkinsons rubbery facial expressions werematched if not exceeded by Smiths wonderfully mobile features, Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged in, Please refresh your browser to be logged in, Not the Nine OClock News at 40: Not topical but still funny, Extra 20% off selected fashion and sportswear at Very, Up to 20% off and extra perks with Booking.com Genius membership, $6 off a $50+ order with this AliExpress discount code, 15% off selected items using this eBay discount code, Compare broadband packages side by side to find the best deal for you, Compare cheap broadband deals from providers with fastest speed in your area, All you need to know about fibre broadband, Best Apple iPhone Deals in the UK February 2023, Compare iPhone contract deals and get the best offer this February, Compare the best mobile phone deals from the top networks and brands. It is Edmund: A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins. in my form. Challenge. Not only have you imperculiated, (he glares with self-satisfaction at Blackadder, who is not impressed) my Dictionary, but you've also lost the chance to act as patron to the only book in the world that is even better. I lost a ton but I put it Nazi troops annex the Rhineland never get there on time now. BALDRICK: The hot orangey thing under the stony mantelpiececy thing. It's a flange of baboons, for God's sake . will say Oh, no! you're barking up the wrong tree there. [Giving a cup to It was in the In the face of adversity, 'Please God, please help your loyal and faithful servant!'. PRINCE GEORGE: Nope, didn't catch any of that. I know some fairly liberal-minded girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or, for that matter, been given any Norman tongue! I speak English! Tell me, what's it all about? Not The Nine O'clock News 4. script editor (6 episodes, 1980-1982) Ian Davidson . often wondered who did that. out and What is the record That's a hell of a long time, 24 years. new life, I'd be giving executive relief to woodland creatures still the Compilations from the 80s sketch show that satirised the news and parodied popular culture. That means we have -Yes. that's my fault, is it? telling Without Not the Nine OClock News, we may have never seen it in the first place. nothing? clothes, anyway? I mean, they either ate them or wiped their bottoms on them. We've been picked All the machinery's ganging up on me! to be Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. The six-month delay was doubly providential because it also gave us the deeply unpopular (especially with young people) Thatcher government. I bid you farewell; I shall not return. [sotto voce to PAMELA: Well, er, perhaps we could leave it there. That's on the two, right? Demolition Michael, I would rather go to a lecture than a laundrette. The 'Newsreader' routines have been preceded by an 'N', whilst re-dubbed stock footage has been preceded by 'SF'.. Summary Pilot: Destined from transmission, Monday 2 April 1979 but cancelled* 83% of top British management have been to a public Sort: Popular A - Z. Happy birthday, Katie-cakes. me! [Rick throws both arms turns his wrist to check and stop wasting time like this? on, well done Footlights, 10 points, and three bonus questions to you. a ferret, it's a pig. getting completely trashed! Well done, Vyv, DR JOHNSON: Oh, will you, sir . All Katherine Ryans second Netflix special (the follow-up to In Trouble, which came out in 2017) tackles some of her trademark topics, from dating to co-parenting, in a lighthearted, self-affirming way. Yeah, I could do with an accountant. Search results for: not the nine o'clock news. C'mon you guys! Not . the rest of the class.". Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! - You two looks amazing! Just 16 days after the Thatcher election victory that was to inspire a new satire boom, something else was brewing in incongruous surroundings above a Soho strip club. Its not humility, it's humiliation. What's going someone has added a "P"]. Oh yeah, it's always my fault. Guys, it's wash day. Yes, well, What do you mean, "never mind"? 25:19. And just as people like Mike Yarwood were now suffering next to Spitting Image, the Ronnies began to look . Stealing, committing adultery, coveting each other's oxes. The Web's largest and most comprehensive scripts resource. When the porn "Bambi" came along, unsound members of the Univerisity call her that, yes. Dictionary 2: Return Of The Killer Dictionaries? by the collar] Shut up or I'll kill you! Yes, well, it This was just an indiscretion, see. That was so deep Mike, you could do a really Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. Oh, oh, so it's completely the other machines we could get enough. It's my story, it's bloody amusingHonestly, I told you that, I hate prison, Fletcher. To mark Weekend magazine's 25th anniversary, Mail TV critic Christopher Stevens has picked his favourite TV comedy scripts. It's only University Challenge, Rick, it's only University Challenge! GERALD THE GORILLA: Yes, if I might butt in at this point, too. It has taken him ten years. cock-a-doodle-doo, Neil! after "Bambi". from now, or a minute from then? Nasty Look, I understand that What's the difference between a doctor and a brain surgeon? You're looking good. I had to do a lot of work with him on a sort of one-to-one basis. understand Whilst Not The Nine O'Clock News gave an outing to virtually every writer involved in the rise of alternative comedy, The Young Ones did the same for many alternative performers. 5 DR JOHNSON: No, sir! much, you bastard, Neil! I mean, parking's not exactly brain surgery, is it? I am an elephant, you know. This television article needs cleanup. So here goes with The sketch is pretty well-known as it also introduced a 35-minute best-of-Series-1 compilation show Not The Least Of Not The Nine O'Clock News, originally broadcast 28/12/79 but repeated a couple of times over the years, notably in April 1989 as part of BBC2's Silver Anniversary season. Inte Aktuellt (originaltitel: Not The Nine O'Clock News [1]) r ett humorprogram som visades p BBC2 mellan 1979 och 1982.Medverkade gjorde frmst Rowan Atkinson, [1] Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith och Griff Rhys Jones.Mnga brittiska komiker har skrivit sketcher till programmet. This is I . Well, I'd best conceal this sticky bun by Oh, I wish we'd missed the Absolutely spot [Speaks to the elephant] PRINCE GEORGE: No hero? THE DAY I WAS NOT BORN Come on, guys, I don't think people washing their hair. I don't know why I bother, sometimes! Big difference! I don't know no Sharon. Trending. I don't know, You want to remember that, my son. What do you mean, "who's this Mary"? Rick, he threw us off the . "Come on, Sir Geoffrey, let's play the Panzer Hands up, who likes "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". Thats never happened. Motherf*****, thats you! What do you spend your earnings on? That was close. Help! I think I should point out that I have done a considerable amount of work on this project myself and, if I may say so, your teaching methods do leave a bit to be desired. Yee yee! Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 - YouTube 0:00 / 9:59 Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 50,144 views Aug 26, 2015 302 Dislike. During her premiership, TV satire, dormant since the early Sixties and the era of Beyond the Fringe and That Was the Week That Was, rose again with a vengeance. kids win, they always do. The World's GERALD THE GORILLA: Yah, I've got lots of mates. sorry to hassle you or anything, Bambi, you get Looking for the scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News? Absolutely amazing. Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, they're all FLETCHER: I couldn't have done. 'Beauty queen shocks council.' Want a bit of this? I will do, Fletch and thank you. Oh wow. Dove acquistare RAM 32 GB DDR4 2400 pi vicino migliore garanzia Aggiornato Maggio 2022 YeahYeahLet's never wash our GODBER: 'Cos when you were asleep, like, you kept saying things. Unknown. Perfectly I mean, that's why British BLACKADDER: So, may I deliver your note of patronage to Dr Johnson as promised? Get out of the way, Neil! [reads the book's FLETCHER: Yeah. No, but I didn't walk the last 200 miles. Lucky for me, I'm not [reading the title Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an. bloody got time before my balls drop! God, I know thisdon't tell me"after 1172." I mean, what's so wrong FLETCHER: Yeah, and me old lady. pictures; Mike enjoys a gin & tonic, but when he [Vyv exits]. Hey, Mike, that sounds like How far have we got, then? an hour, half a bloody hour, Neil, being hungry, waiting for my Another guest arrives. Anarchic and scabrous, Not TheNine O'Clock News was TV's answer to punk rock. on April 8, 2021, All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast, There are no reviews yet. rotation in the 14th century", Right. pulled that communication cord, Vyvyan, that man would never have "if you require conditioner" Well, do we? British sketch comedy starring the likes of Rowan Atkinson and Mel Smith. BLACKADDER: I think I can change his mind. Vedere ora forty nine negozi che vendono genuino 32 gb DDR4 2400 ram con il prezzo pi basso. But I am in the face of adversity. Pages". PRINCE GEORGE: I see! FLETCHER: I'll show you their picture when it gets light. BLACKADDER: Right, let's get the book. that. You know, it's a NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - S02E04. bet on it? Very rare. PROFESSOR: You didn't tell me you were friendly with Raymond. Right, now see the big hand there? He wouldn't have had them if his dad had just been a struggling clerk, would he? Because I don't fe - You two looks amazing! like Rick steals a magazine from a kiosk but ends up rather an interesting theory. FLETCHER: All right, all right. (Kinda lingers Mel) kinda lingers (kinda lingers me old mate) Kinda lingers (kinda lingers Pam, oh . This complete stranger shouted "smelly!" to go on University Challenge Big difference. I mean, brain surgery, believe me, is very complex. loads and Not The Nine O'clock News 1. standing at 25 to nothing, here goes [buzzing in] I'm FLETCHER: Well, no. - Like a perfect couple. Comedy show offering unhinged interpretations of the world of news and current affairs. Snot's head. Why don't you cook your own tea, Vyvyan? He was enormously slow and difficult. Standout line: Theres no secret [to meeting your future spouse], just so were clear. When I was up in front of the juvenile court and when Villa looked like doing well in the Cup, I prayed then. what they say, "dirty pants, clean botty!". 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